On Divorcing the Democrats: Hasta la vista, baby.

Democrats have one less woman to not care about. After too many years in a bad marriage I’m breaking up with the political party that has been sending signals for a long time it’s just not into me anymore.

The feeling is mutual. There will be no resistance or efforts to save the relationship. The thin air of their moral high ground has progressives intoxicated with themselves. They will back-slap and cheer another pyrrhic victory to celebrate with protests and freak shows.

I get it. Democrats no longer find the voice of middle-class American women attractive so they tune it out. We’ve been cancelled, like a subscription. “You don’t speak Democrat!” they cry. And stomp their little feet.

No tears will be shed because I am formalizing the separation, for sure, but there will be outrage. I know because I’ve been in this relationship for a long time. Democrats are SO MAD, for example, that I’m not sufficiently outraged by a Republican lawmaker posting the photo of the “trans” kid who won a girls state championship sporting event in her theatrics supporting President Trump’s position on women’s sports.

Earth to Democrats! Most middle class American women agree political parties should not use kids as political pawns. So stop parading them around in the culture wars!

And how about equal rights for women and girls? There was a time when the Democratic Party stood up for women. Now it speaks for us in the name of progress.

It would be very hard for the Democrats to say what’s on their mind (“We don’t like you anymore because you are a middle-class woman“) so I will make it easy.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Or as they say and don’t mean, “be well.”