Enjoy the show without having a heart attack. “To be moderate is to be free,” Smugsy says. “Nobody can cancel you without your consent, even Kirk Minihane.”

As one of The Kirk Minihane Show’s favorite longtime villain, Smugsy knows how Surviving Barstool ends, but the Republican primary? That’s a horse of a different color. The fourth and final debate was held this week on NewsNation - an obscure cable channel that punched well above its weight and speaking of weight guess who won?

Plus - the push for more communist crybabies in North Korea. Don’t miss it!.

America dodged a bullet. Several, actually, as the US House of Representatives under a Republican majority struggles mightily to choose its next leader. One guy who definitely is out is Jim Jordan and that is fantastic. Maybe the best thing Republicans ever did is to protect us from this scoundrel who reeks of the Trump shit show. We win. Find out why this week.

Like Minfans everywhere Smugsy has buyer's remorse following the Kirk Minhane Show in Saco where the new producers were announced, but for her it’s personal.

"The winners should have been Jon from Scranton and Montante, and it’s my fault. I take full responsibility," she says.

Find out why this week. Don’t miss it.

There's a new sheriff in Camp Betty - a new studio, in fact. The Smugsy show has moved to the coast where the air is fresh, how we like it. Fresh stuff coming to you from a beautiful new studio where big thoughts get hatched thanks to stars. "The Smugsy Show has arrived. Stay tuned for the next season."

The Smugsy Show is on the move! But don't fret - scintillating analyses continues. This week it's who won the Writer's Cup, and the meat that chimps eat. "Talk about testosterone. The first round of the amateur Barstool golf scramble called the Writer's Cup was sports porn and Kirk Minihane's rage pure gravy! The clips are 100% screen candy that delights Stoolies and Minfans. Some of the best cock fighting I've seen," according to Smugsy.

Thank God and Yoda the dog for finally apprehending killer Danelo Calvalcante who escaped prison in Western Pennsylvania. Thanks to the bravery and skills of a police dog the murderer was dragged by his scalp out of the bushes . "Good dog," Smugsy says. Plus, can Jack Coleman last longer producing the Kirk Minihane Show than Aaron Rodgers did playing for the Jets this week? Drew Barrymore's show must go on! And we love you, Mitt. All this and more this week on the Smugsy Show. Don't miss it.

For so many reasons Tommy Q is Smugsy's man to fill the shoes of Dave Cullinane as producer for the Kirk Minihane Show. "He's the one who can take me to that place." Find out why this week - plus mental health pro-tips that will literally shock you and, "blood shed at Barstool - it's going to be bad." Content may make the world go round but Kontent Kim is out - and she's not the only one. Pink slips are dropping like flies on the chicks in the office.

You heard PENN Entertainment dumped Barstool Sports for ESPN - but you didn't hear it from the Token CEO Erika. Find out why this week.

This week Smugsy lays bare literally and figuratively why she is a Minifan. "Kirk is my mother," she discovers during a recent experience that challenges some of our most fundamental assumptions about what it means to be heard. Plus, Donald Trump was indicted. Again! What that means for us in November is the opposite of smooth sailing. But we will survive! Together. On the Smugsy Show. Don't miss it!

Hunter Biden lacks the art of the deal and Tucker Carlson is all wrong about Ukraine. But that's not why I won't be at the Kirk Minihane Show in Plymouth, Massachusetts. Don't miss this week's show!

A camping trip with a six-foot snake slithering along the road was the easy part. Getting tackled by a 8-month old 85 lb. dog takes Smugsy to a new place. And how about that US Soldier who dressed up as a tourist so he could jump in to North Korea? "Not one red cent should be spent rescuing Travis King," Smugsy say. "Tell That Fatty Dictator in North Korea to send him to Russia."

PENN stock is in the dumpster burning like old tires, the Barstool Sports New York office is like Lehman Brothers and that's not the half of it. Nobody is funny anymore! It's like a sports betting company without a license to bet in New York City. There's only one person to blame and that is the token woman, obviously. And what do legislators and Minifans have in common? You can't miss this week's Smugsy Show.

This week trans activists get some tough love. "I am NOT your Cis, honey", Smugsy says. Women with cultural aptitude recognize the devil in the details of the movement to dilute their power. J.K. Rowling is leading the fight for common sense talk about the dangerous contagion of medical quackery and cowardice. "One of my best shows. What do you think?"

PGA Commissioner Jay Monaghan is out! A "medical situation" has rendered him unfit to lead the new golf empire. Is it a severe case of buyer's remorse or worse? And earth to fathers! Here's one thing you can not do to increase your chances of raising a normal girl. Plus - a battle looms at Camp Betty and what to call Peaches the fatty. So much good content!