"Donald Trump is a defaming addict," she says, plus some sound advice from E. Jean Carroll and more.

The winner of this week's jury trial against the former president of the United States ended well for an advice columnist who has words for fans who love the truth. Plus the latest from Camp Betty where the battle for refugee housing rages. So what does Hogan's Heroes have to do with it and who is the Camp Betty Colonel Klink? Find out this and more. Don't miss it!

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Cynthia Dill
Maine Exorcist Sanctuary Expels Evil Eliot Cutler JuJu, Burn a Barn Coat in Effigy & Dave Cullinane

Maine has its own Jeff Epstein - former gubernatorial candidate and good 'ole boy extraordinaire Eliot Cutler. He is headed to jail June 1st for "hoarding" thousands of images of child pornography for his sexual gratification. How disgusting is that? While he's doing time and getting treatment for the "disease" of pornography addiction what about the rest of us? This week's Smugsy Show has a plan. How to get the stench of someone so gross out from the fabric of our lives? Say, a man like Eliot Cutler who's soiled the earth beneath his feet and the air around him by his very existence? Torch the mother f*cker down! Heap everything on - rage, anger, disgust, betrayal - and light a match. At least that's what Smugsy says this week. Don't miss it!

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Cynthia Dill
Tucker Carlson and Linda Bean's Perfect C*nt

There's 2 kind of people in the word, those who can utter out loud the "c" word and those who cannot. Find out this week what kind of girl Smugsy is and how you can cope in a world of perfect nonsense. But Jeezuum Crow! Maine sure does LOVE Tucker Carlson. We roll out the red carpet like the C word rolls off the tongues of Kirk Minihane. I know. It's confusing. Watch the show and it will all make sense.

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Cynthia Dill
My August 5th show, news from Camp Betty and viva Ukraine! It's a formula. Look good, finish strong.

Mink before Labor Day on Cape Cod? Thankfully no need to crack that nut. Find out what's holding Smugsy back from covering the Kirk Minihane Show in Plymouth on August 5th. In spirit she's with Minifans. "Performing at a live, sold-out show at the State Theater in Portland is the equivalent of achieving refugee housing at Camp Betty," she says. "On August 5th I have a performance of my own." Don't miss this week's show! It doesn't matter that you don't know what's going on. What matters is that you enjoy it.

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Cynthia Dill
Kirk Minihane Bait, who sucks Dalai Lama's tongue, and a drive down the middle of Trans Expressway

This week Smugsy get's to the root cause of Kirk Minihane's latest outrage (1:03) and can't stop thinking about the Dalai Lama telling a 10 year-old boy to, "suck my tongue," (2:46) but it's her cruise down the middle of the Trans Expressway that hits a chord with fans (4:35). The real culprit in the culture wars? Slicing and dicing with no rhyme or reason (7:21). What is race, anyway? Is there a gender test? Find out this and more in this week's show.

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Cynthia Dill
Wake up with the Smugsy Show! This week the Kirk Minihane Conundrum and Steve's a Liar to love.

This week Smugsy ponders the possibility of redemption as the show approaches two roads diverged in a wood. She took the one less traveled by, thankfully, and that has made all the difference in the world of Minifans this week - and isn't it amazing Steve Robinson is the Rupert Murdoch of Maine conservative media? Steve's a liar! Let's hope he's a liar who cares about girls.

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Cynthia Dill
Jimmy Carter, Joe Biden and Clay Travis - plus a word for fans of the Kirk Minihane Show coming to Portland

This week's show was recorded in the basement studio of our host during a raging blizzard and pays tribute to two men who took big steps this week, plus Smugsy pokes a pudding-protesting baby. We are talking about Jimmy Carter, Joe Biden and Clay Travis, of course. The 39th US president is pulling the plug after an unmatched lifetime of public service and another old codger who happens to be the leader of the free world and America's 46th president made a daring appearance in a war zone to send a powerful message to the world's thugs. And then there are small men like Clay Travis who litter the Internet with memes mocking our fearless leaders. Not surprising he's a closeted Dick - and no, we don't mean Kirk Minihane -- but fans of the KMS might take note of the special PSA for the upcoming Portland show.

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Cynthia Dill
Trump lost the election and I have 2 X chromosomes Deal with it #trans #trump #science #defineyourself

"It's a slippery slope and you can expect common sense about all things - politics, gender, society - here on the Smugsy Show. In the search for the truth, and defining yourself and saying, 'fuck cancel culture,' hold on to your chromosomes. Chromosomes count. They mean something. Science matters," Smugsy says this week as she tips her hat to the UK for vetoing a law passed in Scotland allowing 16 year-olds to change genders on demand. "Those who deny I have two X chromosomes are no better than those who deny Joe Biden won the 2020 election," she says. Find out Y X chromosomes matter this week on the Smugsy Show.

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Cynthia Dill
Trans Fans - be like Vegans, but not as obnoxious - plus the cold hard truth about The Case Season 2

Trans Fans are not alone - there's an epidemic of disassociation between the mind and body across age groups and genders. The answer is not always surgery and drugs - the snake oil covered by insurance that earns billions in profit for the medical industrial complex. A powerful message from the Smugsy Show to Trans everywhere under pressure from Big Pharma and elites. "Think twice before you go under the knife. You can be Trans just the way you are." Plus a word about sluts and Kirk Minihane's latest podcast.

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Cynthia Dill