Only in America! Oliver Anthony Fat Shames His Way to the Top. Rich Men North of Richmond and Fudge Rounds are Killing Us.
White grievance is taken to a new level by Christopher Anthony Lunsford who identifies as artist and hillbilly crooner Oliver Anthony.
His song, Rich Men North of Richmond was brilliantly timed to hit the charts when the first Republican presidential primary debate was aired on Fox News and Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson tried to spoil it.
Anthony’s screed speaks to everyone who feels shit on - Oligarchs even like it - but its cat nip is fat shaming the old-fashioned way. Because who isn’t sick and tired of subsidizing Fudge Rounds?
I know I am.
“Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat / And the obese milkin' welfare.
Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds / Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds…”
Right on, bro!
Pass me another Budweiser.
I’ve had it.
Who doesn’t feel for miners?
And where else but America could this dude down on his luck make it.