Mick and Justin are full of shit, the Gus bus, and Erika. Managing expectations on KMS. My story.

Everyone makes mistakes but not everyone learns from them. On the heels of his epic failure as a producer of the Kirk Minihane Show, Gus has the opportunity to redefine himself but will he? Smugsy has faith. "Remember what a loser Blind Mike used to be?" And poor Justin. He found his voice but lost his mic, thanks to his Mom. Finally, a special thanks to feminist icons Erika Nardini and Monica Lewinsky. Don't miss this week's Smugsy Show!

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Its f*cking binary why producers of the Kirk Minihane Show were suspended and a plug for good people

Happy new year from the Smugsy Show! This week the nation's top stories get sliced and diced by your favorite leading expert. First, the psychology behind Kirk Minihane's binary mind, his soap opera and the revolving producer's door is explained finally in a way his fans can understand: Coleman and Gus are alter egos easily replaced. Second, how about that plane collision in Japan where everyone on the big rig escaped as a team? It's a new year for the Smugsy Show. Let's make love, not war.

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Surviving Barstool or the GOP Primary Debate? #NikkiHaley #ChrisChristie #newsnation #GOPdebate

As one of The Kirk Minihane Show’s favorite longtime villain, Smugsy knows how Surviving Barstool ends, but the Republican primary? That’s a horse of a different color. The fourth and final debate was held this week on NewsNation - an obscure cable channel that punched well above its weight and speaking of weight guess who won?

Plus - the push for more communist crybabies in North Korea. Don’t miss it!.

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Surviving Barstool: a study of Bro Culture and what Love and Harry Potter have to do with it

Minifans might not like this week's Smugsy Show. In fact they will hate it - but that's okay. Taking a play out of the Kirk Minihane playbook Smugsy enrages fans with the truth about why their hero is a loser in the big picture of conquering Barstool Sports. "They are unanimous in their hate for me—and I welcome their hatred," she says skating across that thin line....don't miss it.

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Good news! Jim Jordan is not Speaker of the House! Surviving Barstool and the Republican primary.

America dodged a bullet. Several, actually, as the US House of Representatives under a Republican majority struggles mightily to choose its next leader. One guy who definitely is out is Jim Jordan and that is fantastic. Maybe the best thing Republicans ever did is to protect us from this scoundrel who reeks of the Trump shit show. We win. Find out why this week.

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Like Minfans everywhere Smugsy has buyer's remorse following the Kirk Minhane Show in Saco where the new producers were announced, but for her it’s personal.

"The winners should have been Jon from Scranton and Montante, and it’s my fault. I take full responsibility," she says.

Find out why this week. Don’t miss it.

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The real story behind Kirk Minihane and the Writer's Cup, and why its good for Coleman. And it's my move.

The Smugsy Show is on the move! But don't fret - scintillating analyses continues. This week it's who won the Writer's Cup, and the meat that chimps eat. "Talk about testosterone. The first round of the amateur Barstool golf scramble called the Writer's Cup was sports porn and Kirk Minihane's rage pure gravy! The clips are 100% screen candy that delights Stoolies and Minfans. Some of the best cock fighting I've seen," according to Smugsy.

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Who's Your Man? Killer Catcher Yoda, Kirk Minihane Show Producer, Korea Kim, Drew Barrymore and Mitt

Thank God and Yoda the dog for finally apprehending killer Danelo Calvalcante who escaped prison in Western Pennsylvania. Thanks to the bravery and skills of a police dog the murderer was dragged by his scalp out of the bushes . "Good dog," Smugsy says. Plus, can Jack Coleman last longer producing the Kirk Minihane Show than Aaron Rodgers did playing for the Jets this week? Drew Barrymore's show must go on! And we love you, Mitt. All this and more this week on the Smugsy Show. Don't miss it.

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My Pick for KMS Producer a Shocker. "He knows what women want."

For so many reasons Tommy Q is Smugsy's man to fill the shoes of Dave Cullinane as producer for the Kirk Minihane Show. "He's the one who can take me to that place." Find out why this week - plus mental health pro-tips that will literally shock you and, "blood shed at Barstool - it's going to be bad." Content may make the world go round but Kontent Kim is out - and she's not the only one. Pink slips are dropping like flies on the chicks in the office.

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Forgive Your Mother For Being Crazy, KMS in Plymouth, and Indicted Orange Donald Trump in a Jumpsuit

This week Smugsy lays bare literally and figuratively why she is a Minifan. "Kirk is my mother," she discovers during a recent experience that challenges some of our most fundamental assumptions about what it means to be heard. Plus, Donald Trump was indicted. Again! What that means for us in November is the opposite of smooth sailing. But we will survive! Together. On the Smugsy Show. Don't miss it!

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Dog Tackles Smugsy and A Snake Crossed the Road | Smugsy's Life

A camping trip with a six-foot snake slithering along the road was the easy part. Getting tackled by a 8-month old 85 lb. dog takes Smugsy to a new place. And how about that US Soldier who dressed up as a tourist so he could jump in to North Korea? "Not one red cent should be spent rescuing Travis King," Smugsy say. "Tell That Fatty Dictator in North Korea to send him to Russia."

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Where's Barstool Sports? Lessons in humility for Portnoy, Nardini and the politics of clout chasing.

PENN stock is in the dumpster burning like old tires, the Barstool Sports New York office is like Lehman Brothers and that's not the half of it. Nobody is funny anymore! It's like a sports betting company without a license to bet in New York City. There's only one person to blame and that is the token woman, obviously. And what do legislators and Minifans have in common? You can't miss this week's Smugsy Show.

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