Have your lunch and eat it too, Governor

Dear Governor LePage,

Regarding that dreadful woman showering you with her half-chewed chicken salad, I applaud your show of self restraint and believe your reaction was completely justified. 

"Jesum cripe" was an understatement. Who knows what others in your shoes would have said but I'm pretty sure the F-bomb would have dropped.  

The conduct of this blogger was utterly foul and brings to light the growing scourge of people talking with food in their mouths at home and at work.  It's gross. The underlying problem may be bad teeth or bad manners or a failed public education system but nobody including public servants like yourself should be expected to endure such ill-mannered and offensive conduct. 

Thank you for your service, sir.

Very truly yours,

Cynthia A. Dill